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Saturday, January 14, 2012
How to attract with your body language
I’ve long heard that the best way to attract women is in the way your move and hold your body.
I couldn’t see and know how to do it, that’s what pushed me to go on a quest to finding the best tricks and tips to tweaking my body language and making it the most attractive possible.
Here is an idea that most people seem to totally ignore about our bodies: they are means of communication too.
We tend to think of our body as a vehicle and not as a communicator.
Let me demonstrate this to you, in one word: buttocks!
Yes! Why do we have a buttock like this?
Very few animals have it.
It’s a mean of communicating sexually with the other partner.
The first thing then is to take care of your buttocks and to look for ways to make yourself attractive in that region.
Yes, I’m serious; you need to have a nice looking, round buttocks that would make women’s head turn when you pass.
How do you achieve this?
You exercise, here is a nice video that shows a great routine you can do to make your buttocks look amazingly great.
The next body language tip is in your smile.
I’m a big fan of an author called Leil Lowndes, she has an amazing book I’ve always advice people to get, and it’s called: How to Talk to Anyone: 92 Little Tricks for Big Success in Relationships
http://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Anyone-Success-Relationships/dp/007141858X/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_1/182-5008234-1900040
If you are serious about body language, please get it as soon as possible and more importantly, read it.
This book presents a great trick I’ve used and liked since.
When you meet a new person or woman, don’t smile at her immediately, instead wait three seconds and then radiate a nice smile on your face.
The author calls it the delayed smile, it works great every time.
The third body language tip is to always maintain your composure.
I’ve done this for so many times, I’d look so serious and credible, then when the first joke came, I’d be on the floor laughing and looking stupid.
With women, this can mean the death of attraction.
Women want guys that are stable and assertive, not guys that are morons and naïve.
It’s not a true body language technique but it will help it a lot.
The next trick is when talking to women.
I see this a lot: a guy talking to a woman and leaning so much on her that she can see the light of the day.
She knows that you like her, so stop getting so close to her and move away a little.
One of the best ways to make a woman like you is to leave her.
It sounds very strange, but it’s true, she will miss you and eventually start liking you even more.
Friday, January 13, 2012
Cocky and funny
Cocky and funny, a small word I’ve heard from David
As I’ve told you some posts ago, David Deangelo is that guy that came up with cocky and funny, I think he should be given the Noble prize for this invention which has led men from darkens to enlightenments!
I borrowed some stuff from a friend of mine concerning David deangelo and among those things was a dvd.
A dvd set, about four discs, they seem to be missing a volume!
Anyway, I went home, and played them only five days later.
Yes, I’m a very lazy guy.
The first dvd was a pain in the ass to watch, I’ve so hated this stuff and so felt horrible to watch it, but on the second dvd, I’ve started feeling great about it and I’ve even begun to notice that I’ve started applying what some guests were advising.
One of the guests was terribly funny, I’ve lost my voice when laughing at his stuff, he said this: if you are going to meet a woman, don’t make her the center of your attention, make fun of her, be cocky with her and make her laugh, she will forget what you’ve said to her when she’ll start laughing!
These are not his exact words by the way, he said it in a much funnier way and more cocky at at the same time.
That’s all for now, bye bye
As I’ve told you some posts ago, David Deangelo is that guy that came up with cocky and funny, I think he should be given the Noble prize for this invention which has led men from darkens to enlightenments!
I borrowed some stuff from a friend of mine concerning David deangelo and among those things was a dvd.
A dvd set, about four discs, they seem to be missing a volume!
Anyway, I went home, and played them only five days later.
Yes, I’m a very lazy guy.
The first dvd was a pain in the ass to watch, I’ve so hated this stuff and so felt horrible to watch it, but on the second dvd, I’ve started feeling great about it and I’ve even begun to notice that I’ve started applying what some guests were advising.
One of the guests was terribly funny, I’ve lost my voice when laughing at his stuff, he said this: if you are going to meet a woman, don’t make her the center of your attention, make fun of her, be cocky with her and make her laugh, she will forget what you’ve said to her when she’ll start laughing!
These are not his exact words by the way, he said it in a much funnier way and more cocky at at the same time.
That’s all for now, bye bye
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